来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 前台小姐:“hello.” 美国人:“hi.” 前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 美国人:“can you speak english?” 前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 美国人:“can anybody else speak english?” 前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?” 美国人:“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!” 美国人吐血。。。 - |
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沙发#
发布于:2009-05-06 12:53
那啥,对英语无爱的飘过~
中式英语很强大~ |
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2楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 13:35
……其实我不大明白她说什么!!
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3楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 14:10
哦~以前在别的地方看过的说~
很汗~ |
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4楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 14:41
good heavens是啥意思???(完了,英语四级白过了)
shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing——好拽! |
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5楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 18:22
英语害死了多少人啊、、、= =
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6楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 18:35
看天书~~~~就会看单字母
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7楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 18:40
這個MS以前有人发过了
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8楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 18:49
强悍过头了。。。
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9楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 19:31
英语啊
果然看不懂啊 |
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10楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 21:17
我也吐血了、、
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11楼#
发布于:2009-05-06 22:40
这个在报纸看过了,最搞笑的是NOT ZAI...
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12楼#
发布于:2009-05-07 10:38
额.....好强大.....的确快吐血了.......
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