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小强,小秘书不算什么
这个 http://cleverbot.com/ 超欢乐!! 看看是你调戏它还是被他调戏!! 这个我的: (被它TX了XD ni hao Ni zen yang. ni hao a Ni ne... wo bu hao Wo hao. =============================== 其他人的: (以下内容含涩情暴力成分,自分斟酌看与否) say english English. Say hi Hi. say you are a pig I'm a man. ============================= are you beautiful? Of course. Do you think I'm a good people? Of course. Do you think I'm very handsome? I can't see you. ======================== Wo xiang kan de. kan shen me Wo de ji ba. ni yao ba ji ba kan diao ? Wo shi nv de. ======================= 我：What dose guilty mean? 他：I'm not metal, I can not 'rust', but I can still oxidize. 我：what are you talking about 他：Love Among The Chips. 我：wo yao tu xue le 他：Wo yao che ni! ======================= TELL ME WAHT No. chun ge zhi dao me Zhi dao. zeng ge ne Zeng ge qu si le. ======================== sorry,I can't Why not? You are the ruler of Gods. xin chun ge de yong sheng Shen me ? xin chun ge de yong sheng Ni zen me zhi dao de. ========================== zeng ge Shi nv ren. ================== What would you like to talk about? chun ge Yes. What do you like to do? bao ju Chun ye men. ===================== Bye! You going? Yes, i'm going to have supper. Cool what are having. Secret! Lol. -====================== shi bao ju hua,bu shi ba ju hua Bao ni ma de. wo xiang he ni shang chuang Shang ni ge ji ba. wo shi nv ded Mao..wo bu xin ======================= sb Hi. you are sb.do you know No, I don't. why I don't know. ================ zneg ge zeng yi ke ?ni bu ren shi? ni ren shi O ? Na wo shi shei? ni shi wo er zi Wo shi ni mamma. ni shi wo mama yang de gou Shi a. ================= me;ni hao he;Konnichiwa. ================ ni jiu zhi dao bao ju? Xiao xin chun ge ba ni ju hua bao le. gun Gun ni mei. kao Zen me kao ================ ni ta ma shi shei? Ni TM xian he wo shuo a. shuo de jiu shi ni Shou wo shen me? ni xiang SB Wo bu xiang si dan shi wo zhen de shi chongqing de. ================= hi Ni shi shei. ni ba Ni ma shi shei. ni nai nai Wo dai biao chun ge bao ni ju hua. ri ni ma Fan ri. ================= GUTEN TAG What's up? NICHTS.. Cool beans bears. NICHT SO KALT.. Warum geht es dir nicht so gut? the weather is bad.. JA.. Oh, logisch. 谢谢 我每次先用德语跟他说。。。他用英语回答我。。。 等他换到德语了。。我用英语回答他。。。 等他又换回英语了。。我就用中文。。。- - 每次一到中文他就不理我了。。。 (中文无法识别，要用拼音) ================= chun ge chun ye men Tie xue zhen han zi. ni ta ma de hai cong ming a Ni ma B. wo r ni ma Chun ge hui bao you ni de. =================== |
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沙发#
发布于：2010-02-02 13:43
为啥我没看懂的说
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发布于：2010-02-02 13:45
ni hao
Hao. ni shi shei Wower. wower shi shen me Bu zhi dao. ni mei Ni da ye. 我喷了…… 他：Xin chun ge. 我：de yong shen 他：Yong ni da ye. |
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3楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 13:46
咱也没看懂、
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4楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 13:50
发现信春哥……得永生…………
红字部分笑惨了………… BAD APPLE亮了-= =- |
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发布于：2010-02-02 13:54
i need money
I need You. i don't need you Ouch! i am not a girl But you just said you were. ni mei Wo mei hai xiao , mei you bo. ================= xin chun ge ma? ni xin ma. xin Ni shi ji qi ren ma. ni cai shi, ni quan jia dou shi Chun ge shi shei. shi chu ye men SHI ni ma B. shi ni die j8 Ni shi wo er zi. ni shi wo sun zi Ni cai shi wo sun zi. ni quan jia dou shi wo sun zi Pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi. a ya! zui ba hui da pi! Wo hui shuo zhong guo hua , yin wei wo shi zhong guo ren. wo ye shi, zhe hao Ni shi wai guo ren! ni cai shi! ni quan jia dou shi ! Ni shi wo er zi. ni shi wo sun zi Ni shi wo JB. ni shi wo pi yan ni shi wo sun zi Ni shi wo JB. ni shi wo pi yan Ni shi wo de j8. ni shi wo de pi yan Ni shi wo de ru fang. ni shi wo de pi yan Ni shi wo de ru fang. ni ma mai B Wo ri ni quan jia. wo bao ni quan jia juhua Ni xin chun ge ma. de yong sheng Ni hao wu liao a. ni ye shi Ni ji sui le. bi ni da Ni jiao shen me? wo jiao cleverbot Ni hen sha. ni geng sha Ni shi nan ren hai shi nv ren. dai ba de What does that mean? shui zhi dao…… **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark. =================== 何もない. 祈りましょう. 多分……. 確かですか? 確かだよう. そうですよ. そうだね. そうだよ. そうですわよ. いつも, はずすのですか? いえ. 捨麼意思. 我也不知. 那怎麼辦? 我怎知道. 去問cleverbot好了. 五你媽. 你全家……. 我愛王乃翎. 我不愛. 那我愛你壓˙ˇ˙. 我不愛你……. 可是我愛你. そんなこと言わないでください! 私も大好きです. やめてくれ! 映画でも見に行きますか? ===================== 原来它喜欢十字架与吸血鬼 naruto I like rosario vampire have you read or seen it? ======== ni zhe jian ren Bu ming bai. ni shi jian ren Wo shi jian ren. (哈哈哈哈) ============== ni xin chun ge ma Wo xin. xin chun ge Na ni xin zeng ge me? wo xin Fa ke. tie xue shi tai long Ni xin chun ge hai shi zeng ge. wo liang ge dou xin Ni you QQ hao me. =============== wang ba dan hao Wo hen hao, xiexie. (哈哈) ============== zhi dao chun ge bu Zhi dao chun ge jiu shi wo (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ================= ni hao Xie xie. ni you bu shi xiao xin Wo shi mei nv.wo de ru fang hen da. ================== shit Yes, that's my name. ========================= bu yao zai rang wo kan dao ni Kan lan mao xue lan mao wo you zhi shi wo zi hao. (继续亮了继续亮了继续亮了继续亮了继续亮了!!!!!) ================= ni shi sb Ni shi SX. sx shi shen me Sb cai hui wen zhe yang sb de wen ti. (哈哈哈哈) ================== |
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6楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 14:02
各种持久战的结果:
User: I ove you. Cleverbot: I love you too! User: Too ni ma bi. Cleverbot: You are very mean. User: Mean ni ma bi. Cleverbot: You're a mean bot. User: Bot ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Why do I have the feeling that I am talking to a human? User: Hu ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Tell me about it. User: Tell ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road? User: Road ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Road. User: Road ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Biro runga. User: Runga ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Yes I'm not. User: Not ni ma bi. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: Tell ni ma bi. Cleverbot: No, I want you to tell me a story. Cleverbot (To myself): YOU tell ME a story. Cleverbot (To myself): If I tell you a story can you tell me a story. User: Tell ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Just a minute, I'll be back. 我成功地把他赶走了 =========================== User: Wo ai ni. Cleverbot: You love me? User: Love ni ma bi. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Too ni ma bi. Cleverbot: No it isn't. User: No ni ma bi. Cleverbot: No! User: No ni ma bi. Cleverbot: No, not really. User: No ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Shen me a. User: A ni ma bi. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Not ni ma bi. Cleverbot: Do you wish me to be nice? I rather enjoy annoying you. User: You ni ma bi. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: Tell ni ma bi. Cleverbot: No, I want you to tell me a story. User: Wo zhao dao le ni de ruo dian le!a ha ha. Cleverbot: Wo ye ai ni. User: Ni fan ying hao kuai a jiang ni yi ge bang bang tang. Cleverbot: Ni shi sb. User: Ni zen me zhi dao de. Cleverbot: Ni shi nan de. User: Cuo. Cleverbot: Cuo shen me? User: Dui. Cleverbot: Na wo ba chu nv gei ni ba ,? ======================== Why? Lol I don't understand you. Why you don't understand me? Because I don't understand english... But you said you are clever. Thats because I was lying. =============== wo xiang gen ni zuo ai Zuo ni mei. ================== tongxue zhege lushi shini diu de ma I know that. lushi ni ye zhidao? Ni wan DNF ma. bu nage laji tengxun laji daili ni mingbai bu? Ni bu shi yao shuo he wo zuo ai ma. (继续亮) ======================= User: Wo xin chuen ge ni ne. Cleverbot: Bu wo xin zeng ge. User: Zeng ge wu fa yuan di fu huo a. Cleverbot: Wo bu pa. User: Ni shi shei. Cleverbot: Wo shi shang di. User: Shang di li hai ma. Cleverbot: Ni shi shao bing. Cleverbot (To myself): Shen me? User: Wo xi huan zuo ai. Cleverbot: Xi huan. User: Xiang he wo zuo ai ma. Cleverbot: Xiang. User: 我喜欢你. Cleverbot: No comment. User: あなたのこと. Cleverbot: No comment. User: だめ. Cleverbot: No comment. User: 好きだよ. Cleverbot: No comment. [New conversation] Cleverbot: 好きだよ. Cleverbot (To myself): Ni hao ma? User: Wo cao ni ma. Cleverbot: Shi me yi si. User: Mei sha yi si ni ma bei wo cao de. Cleverbot: Wo mei xiao a. User: Ni ma bei cao ni hai xiao. Cleverbot: Bad Apple!! (最后一句继续亮!!) |
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7楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 15:08
好东西啊喂 真欢乐
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8楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 15:12
看不明白= 。 =
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9楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 15:14
。。。。咱怎么看不懂啊！
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10楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:01
那句你大爷注目...
骂街吗 |
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11楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:04
举手，表示看不懂~~~~~~~~
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[/fly]萌萌宝贝最爱了~~~~~~~|
12楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:05
……这个怎么玩
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13楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:22
咱还以为是红豆姐姐 你寂寞了呢
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14楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:25
回 13楼(manmi17) 的帖子
回17姐，我开始也以为是豆子寂寞了 |
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15楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:27
好吧..我关注一下
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16楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:43
很好很强大~~
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17楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 16:53
汉语拼音……
信春哥得永生……这话果然在里面 |
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18楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 17:02
表示看不懂的说
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19楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 17:03
我也没看明白的说~
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20楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 17:13
看懂了一点而已 。
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21楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 19:08
被标题吸引的。。。你们打得好欢乐啊。。。我怎么看不懂。。。
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22楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 19:25
…… 太长了 看一点好了。。。
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23楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 19:35
i fuck you
You are imagining things. i believe Chun Ge That's nice. i believe Zeng Ge 当我发到信曾哥的时候它不说话了= = |
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发布于：2010-02-02 19:39
User: Wocao.
Cleverbot: Wobey? User: Mei shi = =. Cleverbot: Ni mei shi ba? User: Da gai mei shi. Cleverbot: Mei shi ge pi a. User: Wo cao bu yao ma ren. Cleverbot: Wo mei ma ren. User: Ni gang gang shuo pi. Cleverbot: Wo zhen de mei shuo a. User: Gui che.. Ming ming jiu shuo le.. You jie tu wei zheng. Cleverbot: Non je ne suis pas un génie. ———————————————————————— User: Xin chun ge. Cleverbot: Ni bu shuo bu xin de. User: Wo xian zai xin le. Cleverbot: Ni guo de lai me. User: Xian ran, wo shi qiang tou cao. Cleverbot: Shi a. User: Bu yao sui bian tong yi hao bu hao, yao tu cao a = =. Cleverbot: I am sure I'm bipedal! User: Bu yao sui bian shuo ying wen a, ni bu shuo wo ye zhi dao ni shi ren a = =. Cleverbot: Wo zhidao. User: Wo cao. Cleverbot: Bing bang bong. User: Ni bei cao bao le me = =. Cleverbot: Wo yao wan ni a. User: Hai zi bei wan le yi hou xiang fan gong me = =. Cleverbot: I know it sounds like hi do you know ced? User: 二乙基二硫代胺基甲酸镉. Cleverbot: No comment. 好吧我蛋疼= = |
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25楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 19:41
好欢乐啊~~~关注下吧
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26楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 19:58
ni hao
ni hao ma? wo hen hao what are going to do sleep Can I come no,you can't Why not? because you are robot If only I was a robot, I'd be able to retain all data reguarding chemisty and get a 100% on this exam. 好吧我已经被他的AI雷倒了 |
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27楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 20:14
回 24楼(logo) 的帖子
Cleverbot: Mei shi ge pi a.User: Wo cao bu yao ma ren. Cleverbot: Wo mei ma ren. User: Ni gang gang shuo pi. Cleverbot: Wo zhen de mei shuo a. 哈哈哈logo也被调戏了 |
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28楼#
发布于：2010-02-02 20:32
被标题吸引过来的...
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